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18 Comments by Stephen Maybaline

Attorney Warns Quogue Village Not To Reject Eruv Application

I am no expert on religious get-out-of-jail-free passes but I do know that Westhampton Beach is a quiet little village. Thus, it probably has a glut of yellow police tape. If individuals would like to wrap themselves in police tape as a sort of portable eruv, maybe like Friar Tuck around the belly or like Rambo, around the head and down the back. This is not meant to be flippant. I actually think this personal Eruv or maybe an app for the smart phone like iEruv which would just be a big yellow ribbon screen on the iPad or something. With today's technology, couldn't there be an invisible "heat Eruv" which would emit a yellow light surrounding the village, only visible to people with special Eruv Shades. Just seems silly to include EVERYONE in a solution for a few." Mar 21, 12 10:35 AM

Just a few minutes on the web and voila. Personal Eruv Solutions are plentiful!

Included in the myriad of specially equipped personal Eruv Devices are an Eruv Hat with GPS that beeps whilst under the various Eruv points. There is an Eruv Umbrella that one can walk beneath and not to be outdone, the personal Eruv-O-Matic which unfolds into a personal cage or boundry.

Probably the silliest of all the ideas on the web are the Eruv outfitted homing pigeons who fly in circles around the Eruv boundary. That would never work." Mar 21, 12 10:40 AM

Altschuler Gets Indepence Party Nod

You and Hazel Wilkonson need to come up with some more original blogging material. Junior and Mommy in middle of day, fools and all of it. Its tired." Mar 22, 12 4:16 PM

You do realize that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounced off of me and sticks to you. Not only that but its opposite day on 27east so Randy must not be an outsourcer and Tim Bishop is not worthy of endorement. Nananananana." Mar 22, 12 4:19 PM

Thank you for drawing attention to the Fraud that is Barry Otero. Barry was forced to give 10 year numbers. By having the bulk of this garbage start 3 years ahead, his 10 year costs included 3 years when the rig wasn't even operational. As we get close and as the required 10 year figures are updated, we will have less and less time with nothing happening. So in essence, now the shady attorney's from chitown's numbers include only 2 years of no operation and they are increasing exponentially. The state high risk pool as used 6x the money it was forecast to use and it will only get worse. " Mar 23, 12 2:38 PM

How does one spell aye aye aye? Close enough. You're cute trying to insert yourself in this adult conversation. Everyone: Progressnow likes Tim Bishop and doesn't mind if the Indy party endorses him, but is unhappy that they endorsed Randy. Ok, you happy? The response is to Mr. Neil Tiger (ie like Young) who fraudulently tried to take the high road by saying that the process is flawed and that he is so righteous that it is not a party issue it is an issue of principle or process. The truth detector above was merely pointing out that 2 years ago, Neil Tiger, SH Native, DagDavid, Fixitnow and Phyllisathome were NOWHERE to be found (they applauded this stance of Neil Tiger's (not ea like Cassidy) So, you see, this has NOTHING to do with you, you're an open book, there is nothing you can say that would throw us off. You would vote for a ham sandwich if it ran for office with a (d) after it name. How's that for an insane post?" Mar 23, 12 2:46 PM

Your name is clam pie and we are to take you seriously?" Mar 26, 12 4:18 PM

Southampton Police Chief May Face New Challenge

If you just had money you'd be happy right Tiana? Except you want other people to work for it. Get lost. As for the chief, he's getting his work done like a pro whilst there is a simple cat fight around him. Small fish. Small pond." Apr 8, 12 7:30 AM

Bishop Campaign Touts Early Lead In Polls Over Altschuler

Tim was too afraid to debate Randy because he ''wasn't the candidate yet'' but he doesn't mind trying to fool his deficient fans with a fake poll that he ''touts'' against the same guy. Too easy Tim! This is too easy. No debate, but the poll now that's real. Hahahaha. Whats the big deal? Tim's got it in the bag right? Just like the prez. It is ovah!!" Apr 8, 12 7:32 AM

East End Has Among Highest Gas Prices In State

It matters not what the shady attorney from chi-town did or did not do. His 1 terms is almost over and that will be in. Can you smell the tea-pot about to blow?" May 11, 12 4:33 PM

Yeah, that all sounds good. Until the crack wears off 4 and a half minutes later. Then you realize that the rich got WAY richer and the poor got WAY poorer. But take another hit off the glass, everything will be working once again....until the next time." May 11, 12 4:36 PM

Re-Vote For Tuckahoe School Budget Passes, 256-222

It isn't that they were bad, it was that we had heard it all before. Weekend resident with deep pockets and short arms likes taking from the Hamptons but doesn't like paying the taxes required to do so. The story was written 300 years ago." Jun 21, 12 10:52 AM

Former Library Building's New Owner Says He Will Restore Building

A covenant is an agreement or contract. It normally defined by a binding legal document. The problem is, there is no such thing as a legal binding document. If the constitution can be ignored, the covenant for the old library in Southampton can certainly be thrown aside." Jun 21, 12 10:54 AM

Bishop, Altschuler Divided Over Immigration Issue

Tim Bishop is a complete and utter fraud. Do not be tricked by his desperate attempts sustain his white knuckled grip on the congressional gymnasium key card. Without Sillerman's money and the laundered union dues from hardworking dupes of the SEIU, Tim Bishop, would not have made it past Flanders." Jun 22, 12 11:53 AM

Anarchy. Not just for the UK!" Jun 26, 12 12:28 PM

Southampton Town Examines Ways To Address Substandard Private Roads

What substandard roads? The ones that the leaves are on waiting for the free pick up? What spoiled planet are you people on? Try traveling the globe a bit then come back and suggest our roads are substandard. The same folks who want me to pay for their private roads would shoot my derrier with rock salt if I ever stepped foot on it. if I'm paying for it to be kept up, then it is public and I shall be using it." Jun 26, 12 12:31 PM

Re-Vote For Tuckahoe School Budget Passes, 256-222

Honestly - Off is the direction in which you should buzz. What planet are you on? You sent your evil spawn to school wherever you wanted to and we will send our beautiful, intelligent and kind children to school where we want. No matter where you live, you will be paying taxes to a school district. It doesn't mean you have any extra rights to puke up whatever nonsense pops into your head when it comes to the school and its students." Jun 27, 12 10:21 AM

It sounded as inane and ignorant on the 19th as it did today." Jun 27, 12 10:25 AM